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Sudden Meredith in a tree dropping fruit on Yi to get his attention.
athenafire

themasterofwuju:

He had heard some rustling in the trees above, but he’d thought nothing better of it. Until something impacted his helm,

"Uh… hello? Is someone up there? I hear something moving about, and I do not think you are an animal…"

Annnd just like that, a rather tired looking Meredith dropped down to greet the master of Wuju with a smile. “I have news for you.” she stated.

athenafire

thespiritualfour:

Journal Entry - Meredith

To say she is quite like me is an understatement.

I found the child much like myself; resorted to a beast-like nature in order to survive, before being taken in by a wise teacher to better myself.

She has been improving rapidly, even now with four years passed since her arrival here.

Her speech is still in the stages of improvement, as I would expect her solitude in the mountains to have wrested that from her mind.

It is..comforting, to have a student once again, to have company in the temple.

I enjoy her prescence.

"UDYR!! Is what the anon said true?"
athenafire

thespiritualfour:

"Hm? In a technical stand-point; the relationship between student and teacher can blossom into more, in my eyes. I did not mean this is /our/ relationship, mind you."

Meredith frowned at Udyr. She had no idea what to think now. Her mind stuck on the thought of Udyr trying to court her brought great discomfort upon her. “I—must go…walk.” she muttered, darting towards the door. Maybe some time alone would do her good.

icathianpredator:

athenafire replied to your post:
"No, you have to do this!" Meredith ran up and kissed the bug on the nose before running off, giggling as now Kai owes her twenty bucks.

Scratching the extremity of his nose furiously he hissed furiously at Mer.

"Do not try to exchange body fluid with me! I do not wish to mate with a human, your traditions are disgusting"

"Calm down, I did that because Kai dared me to."

blackcowledbat:

athenafire replied to your post “Why do you smell like my Saffrons breath?”

"Saffron, my pig!"

"Ugh."

The woman blew out her nose, “Hey, don’t give me that, Shocky McShockerson.”

Irritation ((Open rp))

the-violet-android:

athenafire:

"But—Butt—" Meredith began whining. The rules of a kitchen are lost on the farmer.

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"I mean it, Mer. I have customers I’m trying to sell to - and if you keep standing around,  trekking shit around the shop, all you’re doing is scaring them off with your stench." Marcia informed her in a calm, but irked tone. "So you either leave, or go upstairs in my apartment and take a shower." 

The child whined once more before darting upstairs on all four, gaining stares from onlookers as she went. Who in the world would talk to a wild animal like her?

the-italian-werewolf:

"No one can do that."

"Is that a bet I hear?"

"You bet it is."

Irritation ((Open rp))

the-violet-android:

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"I will not have you walk around in my store covered in animal shit, Mer. Get out or go have a bath."

"But—Butt—" Meredith began whining. The rules of a kitchen are lost on the farmer.

demacian-diplomacy:

(( *evil cackle* thespiritualfour athenafire ))

Screaming drop upon the mun of Poppy. Death in her eyes, she’s ready to fight.

Irritation ((Open rp))

the-violet-android:

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"God, I am getting sick of this shit…”

Meredith shrugged, currently covered in animal shit.

Are you gonna give Udyr some apple juice? He's thirsty.
Anonymous

//Is he as thirsty as MY DICK?!

"NO!! He’s my teacher, not—I hate words."

Indeed, the tankiness is amazing he needs tiger stance to make quick work of it, though he needs more penetration. With her tanky butt they can "fight" for hours
Anonymous

//Okay Okky calm down bro, I don’t want to have to break out the NSFW tag and get porn blogs on me again.

Ganked hard by Udyr jungler, bear stance makes her stunned for hours
Anonymous

"B-but master!!"

//YOU DOUBT THE POWER OF THE APPLEBUTTS TANKING ABILITY?!

Apple butt, juicy and a forbidden fruit.
Anonymous

//I KNOW THIS IS ALL ONE PERSON, YO.

//It’s super juicy after butchers-domain is done with it.

She got dat apple butt for a reason c:
thespiritualfour

The applebutt is the holy artifact of the first church of Applebutt.

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